am so tired. i will just paste a conversation to explain what happened. here we go.
sophia: hi deng.
deng: sophie!
deng: so where were you last night?
sophia: i was at the precinct.
sophia: police precinct.
deng: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!??!?!!!
deng: WHY?!????
deng:
deng: oh no... sorry, i wasn't able to reply!
deng: should've called me.
deng: why??!?!? how??!??!
sophia: on our way home we ran over a drunk guy who was trying to kill himself.
deng: oh my god..
deng: sinong kayo?
sophia: me and my driver
deng: oh shit
sophia: we dont even know how it happened.
deng: pano niyo lam he was trying to kill himself
deng: ?
sophia: we were under the overpass and all of a sudden a man falls in front of the car on our hood.
sophia: the driver went into shock and i wasnt sure if scam yun tapos pagsakay namin sa kanya nanakawan pala kami or something.
sophia: but then i heard na umuungol yung lalaki.
deng: taong grasa?
sophia: we brought him to the hospital and then the doctors were trying to check if he had a concussion or delusional.
sophia: they were asking him questions, like "alam mo ba nangyari sayo?"
sophia: sabi niya tumalon siya.
sophia: from the overpass.
sophia: and he was very drunk.
sophia: so iba iba sinasabi niya.
sophia: pero yun yung consistent answer.
deng: golly
deng: and then??
sophia: tatag nga niya eh. siya nabalian lang ng daliri, yung buong harap ng trooper wasak.
deng: grabe what an experience..
sophia: i was at the presinto till 3am.
sophia: ayaw ng pulis pakawalan yung car kasi daw dapat may signed compromise agreement between the "victim's" family and us.
sophia: eh nagpapakamatay nga eh.
sophia: kasalanan pa ba namin yun? nakakainis.
deng: actually, kasalanan niyo lang ay... hindi siya namatay dahil sa trooper niyo. hihi
sophia: gusto kasi nila babayaran namin yung family tapos may parti sila. eh sinagot na nga namin pagpapa-hospital sa kanya. and medication niya.
deng: ay daya na nun!
sophia: kung ibang tao nga yun, inurungan na lang nila kasi mas mura magpalibing kaysa magpa-ospital.
sophia: walang hiya talaga mga pulis.
deng: so ano na?
deng: did your dad come pick you?
deng: dapat matakot sila kay ATTORNEY!!
sophia: yes, he did. pero kapal talaga ng mga pulis.
sophia: actually, siya na pinakausap ko kasi i didnt want to say anything that could be held against me.
sophia: feeling kasi nila magugulangan nila kami.
deng: ha!
deng: they didn't know you're a family of lawyers..
deng: geeeesh..
sophia: eh yung family ng guy nag-mamakaawa nga sa amin not to press charges kasi alam nila yung kapatid nila yung nasa mali.
deng: o yun naman pala e!
sophia: pinipilit kasi ng pulis sinagasaan namin habang tumatawid, eh even if ganun, siya pa rin yung mali kasi it was right under the overpass, we were beside the island next to the sign "BAWAL TUMAWID NAKAMAMATAY"
sophia: naghahanap lang talaga sila ng mapapagkaka-kitaan. on all counts yung tao yung nasa mali talaga.
deng: HAHA!
deng: natawa ko dun
deng:
deng: so.. ano yung last say?
sophia: but am still in shock. i will never forget the sight of a grown man going splat on our hood.
deng: who pays who? what happens to what?
deng: eek, was there blood?
sophia: we shoulder the hospitalization kasi wala pambayad yung family. they wont press charges (takot lang nila) and insurance will pay for the car.
sophia: i think kinukuha na ngayon pa lang at pinapa-tow na.
sophia: magkakademandahan na lang ng pulis if hindi pa nila pakawalan yung trooper.
sophia: bwisit talaga. this is the reality of how corrupt our policemen are.
sophia: shet deng. i dont think im going to drive for a while.
sophia: even yung driver hanggang ngayon nanginginig pa.
sophia: he thought napatay namin yung tao.
sophia: pero sad lang sobra, kasi in the precinct, may nakakulong na 2 tao.
sophia: bus driver and conductor.
sophia: nakasagasa din sila. pero namatay yung nasagasaan. press woman.
sophia: sabi ng pulis, labas daw yung brain. it was so sad kasi yung immediate family ng namatay came to get her personal effects, and it was just a mangled handbag. kawawa naman sila. am just thankful na yung sa amin nabuhay pa. and na at least, kami yung naka-tiyempo.
sophia: if iba yun, siguro pinatay na lang nila.
sophia: youre no longer there?
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BUZZ!!!
deng: i'm back!
sophia: what happened?
deng: sorry!
sophia: nakuha mo ba what i wrote?
deng: pc nag-hang
deng: which part?
deng: iababie: bwisit talaga. this is the reality of how corrupt our policemen are.
iababie: youre no longer there?
sophia: hmm...what was the last i wrote before that?
deng: iababie: i think kinukuha na ngayon pa lang at pinapa-tow na.
iababie: magkakademandahan na lang ng pulis if hindi pa nila pakawalan yung trooper.
iababie: bwisit talaga. this is the reality of how corrupt our policemen are.
deng: ano yung term sa pag tinatanggal yung balls nng guy para tumaas yung boses?
BUZZ!!!
sophia: castration?
sophia: tama ba?
deng: yes!!! THANK YOU!
deng: #
sophia: but if you need the term of a man who was castrated...its a eunuch.
sophia: its a man na pina-castrate ng king para siya lang yung pwede pumasok sa harem. kasi he cant have sex.
deng: why do you know that?
deng: galing ah
sophia: para siyang cat na neutered
deng: ooooooh...
deng: interesting, sohpie..
deng: cool info
deng:
sophia:
sophia: i read about it, and looked them up
deng: cool! cool!
deng: now that i think about it.... alam ko din yung eunuch!! world history 3rd year highschool!
sophia: see?
deng:
deng: what you doin?
sophia: me?
sophia: just online.
sophia: our pc is on safe mode.
sophia: its annoying.
haaaayyy. how twisted.
and i was just beginning to be happy about our clp in singles. God must really be testing me. Don't worry God! I still believe. Mwah!
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