enemy christmas gift list OR random christmas gifts for people who are horrible gift givers

to give to your prozac addicted EMO "friend"...if you are satan mwehehe


a cheap yet hard-hitting gift...where it matters. nothing says "i hate you" more than a swift kick in the groin. (yes, this is a real doritos product sold in japan methinks)


the stamp of approval! NOT! to give to your professors if you are a sucker for pain hahaha.


hahaha. "soap" coming from david hasselhoff's crotch. randomly disgusting. don't hassle the HOFF!!!


the girl comes with the shirt. hahahahaha. for the boy with the wandering eye. put over his headboard for pleasant pleasant dreams.


nothing says you are a douche more than...well, this card.


to give to your single girlfriends if you want them to collectively stop talking to you.


for your smug married friends.


hahaha. another alternative gift for hated single "frenemies" - no guy to cuddle with??? pointing out the obvious aren't you?


for random hated people. hahaha. nothing says merry christmas better than extra nipples hahaha


for your inappropriately comfortable friends. now, you CAN pick your friend's nose!


for your pessimistic friends. to remind them of the cruelties of this bleak, bleak world.


for your "perennially dieting" friends. or your crazy friends hahaha. looks like fun eh?


a tandem gift for the sumo suit?


for people you think are THAT stupid.


for the disgustingly kinky. hope you don't get lockjaw!!!


for the one who's NOT THE ONE. a truly unforgettable proposal.

and finally...


for a cheating ex or an unsatisfactory one-night-stand. hehehe.