Royal Reunion

Once upon a time, 6 beautiful girls found themselves in the same block during freshman year of school in the UP College of Law. Then, they were young, hopeful, and naive, and now --- well, they still are.

To prove it, here is actual documentation of what goes on when the 6 girls of the Chungkua federation come together for a much-awaited reunion. To Dagger Look, Black Ninja, Grasshopper, Flower Pot, and Precious Pearl (our chinese names)...thanks for the funnest night ever. Ironically occuring during the most dramatic weekend ever.

Our new motto - "Look at my mole!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


Lifted in its entirety from our faithful scribe, Dagger Look.

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Probably brought about by Fr JBoy's revelation that law students are very much bothered about the matters of the heart more than anything else (as evidenced by the resounding Lord, here our prayer in response to his intention for the lovelives of the law students), the Chinese girls and I played this little game after dinner time.

You, similarly easy-to-please (aka shallow) people, know how this works, right?

We took out the queens from the deck of cards, assigned a belle to each queen, and started asking all sorts of questions, from the most mundane to the most serious, mostly concerning the matters of the heart. From time to time, we changed the assignment of a Chinese Fed girl to each queen (because we're six but there are only four queens), and asked random bypassers (thanks, BJ et al) to ask their questions.

As the official secretary of the Chinese Fed, I have the summary of the Who's Who amongst us (together with my side comments).

Nothing's to be taken seriously though; it's just a game. Supposedly some sort of source for momentary fun and laughter.

O, girls ha, take note: NOTHING. IS. TO. BE. TAKEN. SERIOUSLY.

NB: Some entries were omitted for being against public morals and decency.

Len (Queen of Diamonds)

1. will have the most number of kids
2. will be the first to get married (which is most likely to happen as she is the only one attached)
3. will be a politician
4. will first go through plastic surgery (For those of you who know Len, you know how accurate this could be. For a moment, I almost believed that the cards don't lie.)
5. will be the wife of a rich guy
6. will be the first to be hugged this week (Hm... I wish it were me)
7. is the favorite of Sir Sison (Not me? waaaah)
8. will marry a friend
9. will first eat Sonia's cupcakes (Yes, it matters that much to us who eats them first)
10. have the most number of one-night stands (Haha, you are dead meat. Omar!!!)
11. will become a judge (in a court ha, not in a beauty contest)
12. will have the first tv commercial
13. will be a legislator

Mel (Queen of Diamonds)

1. will first to go to Europe (Er... I want this!!!!)
2. most religious (Ahaha.. No comment.)
3. will be the first to have a tattoo
4. will have an "artistahing anak" (I think we shall be in-laws)
5. will fall for bad boys
6. is the most adventurous, er.. somewhere
7. will have a "pang-MMK" love story
8. will stay married to her first husband (This is supposed to be good, right?)
9. has lesbian tendencies (Ahahaha... As said by Ia, I think it's the Povedan in you.)
10. will win in a singing contest (Her rendition of Love Potion No 9 gets a 100. )
11. will be the second to have a BF (up and against Ia, Rosanne, and Iz)

Rosanne (Queen of Spades)

1. will be the most famous (Okay, people. Now you know who to please this early on.)
2. will marry a foreigner
3. will marry a childhood friend
4. will marry a batchmate
5. will marry a doctor (Haha, I'm so happy it's me. I want a doctor for a husband! Sorry girls, better luck next time.)
6. will be the richest
7. will have more than five children (What? Maybe I'll be like Angelina Jolie. I'll adopt kids! Um, Brad, donde es tu?)
8. will be the first to travel this year
9. is in love right now (Er? I don't think so)
10. will live the longest (As Ia said, "Ang masamang damo....")
11. has someone secretly in love with her (Nye.)
12. will be the first to have a boyfriend (Up and against Ia, Iz, and Mel.)
13. will be the first to become a partner in a law firm.
14. will be the next Ma'am Beth (Hmmm.... interesting.)
15. will have the most number of shoes (Wahaha, boy, am I in luck today..)
16. will have multiple boyfriends at the same time (Uh? I'm very faithful.)
17. will have her first boyfriend as her husband
18. will have a husband who will suffer a "certain sickness"
19. will not be called anymore to recite within this semester (Please make this real.)

Izzy (Queen of Hearts)

1. will be the most loved by her husband (Aw.. lucky girl.)
2. is the most ----crazed (Ahihihi)
3. will have the biggest gemstone on her finger
4. will become an actress (Ngayon pa lang, artista naman na tong si Iz... Ay corny comedy actress pala. But actress nonetheless)
5. will have the biggest lingerei collection
6. will marry someone who is much older than her
7. will marry someone from UP Law
8. will have the juciest lovelife this year
9. will have the most active ---- life
10. is in denial that she's in love (Uy, sino ito?!)
11. will be the first prof in UP Law
12. will win a lotto jackpot (Balato naman diyan!)
13. will be the first to win a case
14. is now in love like a teenager (Sobrang naiintriga na talaga ako ha)
15. has someone who has a hidden desire for her (Aba naman, pumupuro ang lovelife ha)
16. will still look like a 16-year-old when she reaches 50 years old
17. will have her first car because of her earnings from work
18. will have twins
19. will have the first recit this week (Haha, good luck, girl)
20. will have her own column in a newspaper someday
21. will be the first to see the Northern lights
22. will fall for a call boy (Ahahaha... Ewan, this Q is sooo weird)
23. will give birth through C-section (This Q scares me, really.)
24. will have the mose number of ---- in her life (Hmm...)

Tessa (Queen of Hearts)

1. will have an "artistahing asawa" (Aba aba aba)
2. will have the hottest ---- life
3. will have the most "bonggang kasal"
4. will study LLM abroad (Wow, ang yabang.)
5. will convert her religion for her husband (Ain't this sweet?)



Ia (Queen of Clubs)

1. will have the most number of boyfriends
2. will have a relationship with a professor (Oops...)
3. will top the bar (Naks naman... Go girl!)
4. will fall for a poor boy (I don't really see anything wrong with this, do we, Ia?
5. will have the first --- encounter this week (Hm, ano ito?)
6. will be the first to have a grandchild
7. will have twins from different fathers (Sounds weird? Dr. Pascual told us in MedJur class that this is not impossible.)
8. will get annulled or divorced
9. has a fetish (Hahaha)
10. will become the thinnest (I want this!!!!!)
11. will have the most number of jewelry
12. will be a sugar mommy (Ahahahaha)
13. will marry a blockmate (Uy, sino naman ito!?)
14. will be the third to have a BF (Up and against Iz, Mel, and Sanne)
15. will have a bodyguard