Sunday, December 23, 2007

the fine, fine line

kip and i spent the afternoon watching avenue q. it was my christmas gift to him. sobrang sulit. it was a great way to ease into the christmas break. super talented staff, super witty lines, super great songs. my favorite one in particular, and if i may say so myself, of most girls in the audience, was this song by kate monster after princeton the puppet broke up with her.

sing along with me hehehe.

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There's a Fine, Fine Line

There's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend;
There's a fine, fine line between reality and pretend;
And you never know 'til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb.

There's a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time.

There's a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie;
And there's a fine, fine line between "You're wonderful" and "Goodbye."
I guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime,
But there's a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of your time.

And I don't have the time to waste on you anymore.
I don't think that you even know what you're looking for.
For my own sanity, I've got to close the door
And walk away...
Oh...

There's a fine, fine line between together and not
And there's a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got.
You gotta go after the things you want while you're still in your prime...

There's a fine, fine line between love
And a waste of time.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

enemy christmas gift list OR random christmas gifts for people who are horrible gift givers

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to give to your prozac addicted EMO "friend"...if you are satan mwehehe

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a cheap yet hard-hitting gift...where it matters. nothing says "i hate you" more than a swift kick in the groin. (yes, this is a real doritos product sold in japan methinks)

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the stamp of approval! NOT! to give to your professors if you are a sucker for pain hahaha.

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hahaha. "soap" coming from david hasselhoff's crotch. randomly disgusting. don't hassle the HOFF!!!

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the girl comes with the shirt. hahahahaha. for the boy with the wandering eye. put over his headboard for pleasant pleasant dreams.

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nothing says you are a douche more than...well, this card.

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to give to your single girlfriends if you want them to collectively stop talking to you.

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for your smug married friends.

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hahaha. another alternative gift for hated single "frenemies" - no guy to cuddle with??? pointing out the obvious aren't you?

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for random hated people. hahaha. nothing says merry christmas better than extra nipples hahaha

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for your inappropriately comfortable friends. now, you CAN pick your friend's nose!

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for your pessimistic friends. to remind them of the cruelties of this bleak, bleak world.

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for your "perennially dieting" friends. or your crazy friends hahaha. looks like fun eh?

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a tandem gift for the sumo suit?

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for people you think are THAT stupid.

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for the disgustingly kinky. hope you don't get lockjaw!!!

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for the one who's NOT THE ONE. a truly unforgettable proposal.

and finally...

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for a cheating ex or an unsatisfactory one-night-stand. hehehe.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

para sa manang

...hihihi. ako yun.

sheettt. its a cheesy day. and yet, it doesnt stop being true.

sing it with me (dedicated to my friend sanne - who is, unlike me, not a manang at all.)

One Hello

If you're not afraid
Of what love brings
Then endings are beginnings
Of beautiful things
Its a chance you'll take
It's a chance you'll win
If someone's gonna find you
First you gotta let them in

Because love begins with one hello
The hardest part is over
Now its easy letting go
One hello is how it starts
You might win it all or lose your heart

If you're not afraid
Of what you feel
Then try and keep it simple
Or try and keep it real
And if being real means
Means you'll some day will say goodbye
Remember my friend
Goodbye's not the end
Its a circle you know
And it starts with one hello

bow.